Listeria

So I found out today that Jamba Juice has a bacteria outbreak in the strawberries. and who always gets strawberry smoothies??? that would be me. So now i'm convinced I have it. Right now I have some of the symptoms, hopefully I won't get anymore. I'll update it I do indeed have it. For now, let's assume i'm being overzealous.

p.s. I DO NOT have listeria.